Ah, there you are. Do come in. Take a seat. Take the weight off.
I’m a writer. I’m also an editor for Entertainment Focus. I’ve co-written a musical…
No, I’m getting ahead of myself. There are sections for everything should you wish to find out more. If you don’t wish anything of the sort, then thank you for popping along, it was a pleasure to meet you and I trust you feel refreshed. Help yourself to a scone.
There’s a menu above me with lots of fancy pages. Some of them may contain moments of fleeting interest. I make no promises.