The Gay UK

My first article is up on The Gay UK, which is an interview I did with Reverend Dave Tomlinson, author, Church of England vicar, equality advocate and all-round great guy. I’ve seen Dave take the wedding service of two dear friends and speak beautifully and movingly about love. His books, How to Be a Bad Christian and The Bad Christian’s Manifesto are thought-provoking and considered.

Yet although he’s a very pleasant and gentle chap, he’s a man of convictions and is up for a spiritual fight to bring equality to the Anglican Community. I really enjoyed talking to him.

Guest blogging on Jane Nightwork

I’ll be guest-blogging for the Jane Nightwork gang (www.janenightwork.com) for the foreseeable future. This opportunity has come about via my colleague, Robert Gillespie, who heads Jane Nightwork Productions. You can see various interviews I’ve conducted with Robert about his extraordinary career under the Entertainment Focus section.

My first blog piece is about The Stage’s Critic Search 2015. As a theatre critic myself, I’ve distilled my thoughts about the most egregious errors in criticism.

The golden rule is: keep your ego out of it….

 

Gay Times Jack Andraka article

Check out the August 2014 issue of Gay Times Magazine for my article on teen scientist Jack Andraka.

An Ordinary Genius was a lovely article to write, and it was great to speak to someone so pragmatic and focussed. I’m delighted it all came together, and I’ve hopefully done my bit (through Gay Times) to increase knowledge about Jack Andraka’s pioneering work in medical research.

Jack Andraka

Jack Andraka

 

Representation

2013 so far has seen a happy collaboration with a literary agent about one of my books. This has been extremely hard work but very rewarding, and I’m now allowed to say that Artellus Ltd enjoy my writing and are working with me to hopefully further it.

There’s nothing more concrete than that to say at the moment. It’s a collaboration in progress. I have not give up the day job yet (I’m still gainfully employed three days a week as Roger Moore’s stunt double: though these days this rarely involves anything much more dangerous than poaching eggs, stepping into baths and running upstairs. Our days dangling off the Golden Gate Bridge are, alas, behind us.).

Gay Times

I am delighted and very proud to have an article published in the October 2013 edition of Gay Times magazine. It’s called “The New Breed of Out-At-School Teenager”.

It’s on a subject close to my heart, about conditions in UK schools for LGBT teens. It’s generally quite an upbeat article, as acceptance of gay students is undoubtedly greater now than in previous decades. However, since writing the article the ghost of Section 28 has reared its ugly head yet again!

Will that beast forever need slaying? Perhaps an updated version of the article will soon be due.

High Above The World

     They came to the cliffs, both furtively, for different reasons. He, looking for the safety of solitude to soar his arms and to run with the wind, growling the noises of aeroplanes over the high expanses of crumbling coast. She to watch him. Sniggering, quietly at first, she sank to her haunches and sat behind the long strands of weed.
     He pulled his grey jumper over his head and used it as a gas mask, barking orders and stemming the blood from his flesh-wounded chest, all the time shooting down the imaginary enemy.
     He had been up on the cliffs for an hour, happily believing himself to be alone. In front of him, land littered with accumulated rubbish, hemmed in by wire fences. Near the edge, as high as the land dared go, if he timed it right on a windy day, he could almost believe himself to be flying.
     Occasionally, and only to confirm the illusion, a real plane would pass distantly overhead. Then he would stop and wave, waiting for his friend to pass before chasing after him, feet pounding, growling even louder from the back of his throat.
     From her place of concealment, behind the thin strips of wire fencing, she sniggered again. Too loudly this time, because he stopped and stood still, his arms by his sides, peering through the gap in his jumper, his small dimpled face a picture of humbled embarrassment. An intruder had encroached upon his world and shattered the illusion until everything around him became nothing and himself. Now he stood, four feet ten in his shoes, with his baggy, tatty jumper too big, gathered in a woollen clump around his neck.
     They fell quiet. He stared around, watching for any sign of movement. Soon she could contain herself no longer. The excitement and exquisite delight of spying for a while unperceived boiled over into a fit of giggles. She rolled over to one side, laughing hard and disturbing the long grass of the bank.
     ‘Who’s there?’ he shouted, reddening as he straightened his jumper until he wore it properly. ‘Who is it?’
     At last, the mocking ceased and from amongst the high-grown weeds, she stood, with thinly disguised amusement, a small laugh threatening behind an obdurate smile.
     ‘What were you doing?’
     She crossed her feet, standing awkwardly. ‘I was only watching you play,’ she said innocently.
     He looked cross. ‘It’s not funny. It’s not fair. I was here first.’
     ‘How do you know, David?’ she asked, placing a mocking emphasis on his name. ‘I might have been sitting up here all day.’
     ‘Why did you have to do that? It’s not fair,’ David repeated, trying not to show how upset he was. ‘I come up here every day. I’m always alone here.’ He could not look at her for shame, but could see her approaching out of the corner of his eye. ‘Go away, Sally.’
     ‘So you do know my name!’ She sounded victorious.
     ‘Of course I do, stupid, I’ve seen you,’ David replied huffily.
     He walked over to the edge of the ground, past the spot where a wooden bench had once stood in memory, until he could see the pebbles on the shore beneath as the tide faded out. He sat with his arms folded, looking out to sea, and became aware of Sally approaching him.
     ‘Go away. You’ve ruined everything.’
     Sally plonked herself down where there was a flat area of grass.
     ‘I didn’t know you were allowed up here,’ she said, as if she had not heard him.
     ‘I’m not,’ said David. ‘I shouldn’t be here. You won’t tell anyone, will you?’ he asked, cautiously looking at her and beginning to feel vulnerable again.
     ‘Well, I might not,’ said Sally with a teasing grin. ‘Why are you here?’ she asked, full of curiosity.
     ‘Our home’s busy. They won’t know I’m gone.’
     ‘There’s only mother and me. My daddy’s missing. That means he’s a hero,’ she said, full of pride.
     David did not care to either agree or disagree. ‘When I’m big enough, I’m going to be just like your dad. I’m going to fly planes.’
     ‘No you’re not. You’re too young. My mother says one day it will all be over and everything will return to normal,’ said Sally.
     ‘Normal?’
     ‘Yes. My daddy will come home from abroad and bring me lots of presents, and the planes will stop flying and we can all eat what we like,’ she explained in one breath.
     ‘I doubt it.’ David shook his head. He did not want the planes to stop. ‘Not until I’ve flown, anyway. That’s why I’m practising.’
     ‘Does your dad not fly?’ Sally asked.
     David felt angry, but not at Sally. ‘He stayed when the rest of us moved. I haven’t seen him since. Now my uncle is at home for the moment. Only I know he isn’t my real uncle. My mum’s not waiting for my dad any more. Not since she lost his photograph. That’s why I’m here. I’m waiting for him still.’
     Sally thought about this for a moment, but soon enough her smile returned. ‘We’re having cake for tea tonight,’ she exclaimed.
     David felt momentarily jealous. ‘No you’re not,’ he said, pulling up grass in his hands and sprinkling it over his feet.
     ‘We are. What are you having? My mother says you don’t eat properly. None of you do. And you don’t do anything normally. She says that you’re all responsible and that’s why my daddy’s missing and why the planes have to fly.’
     David sat quietly for a while, listening patiently, rubbing grass between his forefinger and thumb until they were stained green. ‘What do you say?’
     Sally smiled. ‘My mother would go mad if she knew I were here.’ She jumped up and grabbed David’s arm. ‘Come on!’
     David shook himself free of grass, and allowed himself to be pulled to his feet. ‘Where?’
     Leading him by the arm, Sally made for the steep bank that led down to the village. She held on to him and began to run, slowly at first, but gathering pace as they flew downhill, unable to stop or to slow, their momentum carrying them on as if they could run that fast forever.
     Their joined hands pulled the other in different directions until they reached the gravel path which petered out into level ground. There, hands apart, they leant into the earth, breathing heavily into the still air, unable to move or speak for minutes. They had made it down in record time, flying like birds, leaving the world in their wake.
     ‘Come to our house,’ Sally said when she had found her voice between deep breaths.
David wiped the sweat from his forehead on the sleeves of his jumper and at once felt his brow begin to itch. ‘Your mother wouldn’t let me.’
     ‘She might for a while,’ said Sally hopefully. She began to walk in the direction of the village. ‘I want to show you a photograph of my dad. He’s a hero,’ she called back to David.
     Composing himself and catching his breath, David set off to catch up with his friend, intoxicated by her assuredness, as she tramped her way through the village.

The Miracles: Part One

This is a novella I wrote shortly after completing a personal account of my school trip to Lourdes (posted in “Essays”). It set off a train of thought about the nature of faith, miracles and religious claims, and those were the themes I wanted to develop into a fiction. As a consequence, The Miracles is the least caustic I have ever been when writing about Catholicism. Father Eugenio is far more charismatic and charming than I initially intended!

The Miracles by Greg Jameson

The Miracles: Part Two

“Laudatio! Precatio! Sanare! Mederi!”

The following morning, Fabio awoke as the corridors and rooms echoed with the sound of a deep, soulful male voice, which yelled the strange words over and over again as if it was the most exciting news anybody could hope to hear.

It was the mood of the sentiment that explained the smile on Fabio’s face as he leaped from the bed, dragging the cotton sheet across his still-sleeping father (somehow he had ended up in bed but Fabio was unsure how, as he remembered falling asleep with his back sorely pressed against it).

The Miracles: Part Three

A few hours later a knock on the door drew Fabio, and the other occupants of the room, out of sleep. Father Eugenio held the door open wide, and beamed at them from the doorway.

“Rise and shine. Are we all ready?”

There was a murmur of assent.

“All right then, get downstairs and let’s get this show on the road.”

Wiping sleep from his eyes, it took Fabio a few minutes to realise that his father was lying on the bed next to him, and as he sprung his legs out of bed, his father stayed as he was, on his back, both arms covering his face.

Short Story: Neil Leaves

And I missed him. Here’s how it happened, and the innocuous (or so I thought) comment that felled a friendship.

True, I was tall for my age, towering an inch higher and wider over my comparatively slight and less cumbersome peers. Witness the humiliation meted out by Bob, our biology teacher, calling us by name to the front of the class, one by one, to step, bare-footed, onto scales and be weighed.

“Six stone seven pounds; seven stone two pounds; seven stone four pounds;” and then me: “eight stone seven pounds.”